coming soon: Fuck Fame! Claudia Just Wants To Fuck!

Claudia Kealoha used to be a gymnast. Let that thought sink in for a few seconds while you ponder her DDD-cup tits and sensational body. Of course, "used to be" are the operative words because a woman can't possibly be very successful at gymnastics with a rack like Claudia's. She's also an avid swimmer and has competed in several triathlons. So let that sink in, too. I'm talking about the idea of watching Claudia run. Can you imagine the bounce?

Now, I haven't met many SCORE Girls who were former gymnasts, but Claudia is not like most SCORE Girls. In all honesty, I've never been able to figure her out. I know she didn't get into porn to become famous. I've never met a model who was less interested in fame. She's never had a website, and although she could have easily been a very popular feature dancer, she decided instead to go the house girl route (and is now dancing a few days a week at a gentlemen's club in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where I've heard she gives…