coming soon: The great Kelly Madison, before she was a porn star

Kelly Madison had her tits in my face. And then she had her pussy in my face. And then she had her ass in my face. And how was I supposed to act while this tall, thin, beautiful, big-titted babe was doing everything in her considerable powers to distract me? Well, I was supposed to ignore her and keep on working at my desk.

That was the idea behind "10 Minutes With A SCORE Editor," a humorous take on graphic novels that Elliot James created for SCORELAND back in 2002. The idea was that I was so focused on my work that I couldn't pay attention to Kelly. Finally, Kelly gives up and says, "Maybe I'll try one of the web guys." The truth is, she never did. But more on that later.

"10 Minutes With A SCORE Editor" is buried deep inside the "Galleries" section in the SCORELAND members area, but it remains near the front of my mind whenever I'm writing about Kelly simply because it says so much about her. At the time, Kelly was brand-new to big-boob modeling, yet…