"Hi, I'm Nurse Elaina. How are you today? Well, the doctor is still with another patient. Just let me take a quick look at your chart and see what's going on today. I see that you're here for acute enlargement of the scrotum. Go ahead and take off your pants and let me see your current state."
Elaina came up with those lines herself. We didn't script them for her.
Elaina gazes down at your dick. Her eyes widen.
"Wow! You do have enlargement of the scrotum. I have just the thing.